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Louis C.K.’s Autograph Advice to a Child | Splitsider
And a Happy Birthday to you.
I bet he took one of those great earning opportunities of working from home.
I’m starting my Christmas shopping today. How will I deal with the shopping madness?
1. Get pissed on beers at a random happy hour.
2. Call my unemployed friend for a ride to the mall.
3. Pay him $6 and some change to have him drop me off at the front door and to keep the motor running.
4. Run into Spencer Gifts throw a $20 bill and a bag on the counter and tell them to fill it up with witty one-liner coffee mugs.
5. On the way out of the mall pick up a Cinnabon.
6. Jump into car enjoy the Cinnabon and DONE.
I thought this said “SAVE COOL” and for a moment I had a great excuse to be going to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Hello Good Morning Internet: I’ve attended a record amount of open bar holiday parties this year and this morning I feel all of them.