How am I supposed to attack a groin with an iPod shuffle?
Barcelona’s version of Santa likes to poop. I quite enjoy walking out of the GAP and seeing five feet of poop. Really puts things into perspective.
Clearly Dope Athletic Accomplishment: And he lands on his feet.
Photo via @Bengals
Clearly Steve Jobs’ lasting legacy … He created a bunch of assholes.
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Guess she didn’t get an iPhone either.